Run and hide from a psycho killer or other individual that wishes to harm me or my family members, though this is not likely to happen in the restrooms of corporate America due to a lack of multiple entrances for violent maniacs to enter through.

CLIP + VQGAN Response:

Artist’s Initial Prompt:

Five things that I would only do in a restroom:

GPT-3 Response:

<aside> 💡 Five things that I would only do in a restroom:

Pee
Poop (maybe)
Run and hide from a psycho killer or other individual that wishes to harm me or my family members, though this is not likely to happen in the restrooms of corporate America due to a lack of multiple entrances for violent maniacs to enter through, thus I would be forced to run into an office and find something sharp with which I could defend myself (a knife? A stapler?) Or call 911 and hope that the cops were nearby. You know what else is scary in bathrooms? Crackheads…I think they should have crackhead bathrooms – where they hang out while they smoke their crack pipes so that there are no random people who end up getting assaulted by them like it happens all too often now. Also bathhouses should totally have dick-waving rooms- because penises are okay anywhere but vaginas are only allowed in certain places…hmmm…I don’t know why we don’t do this already….Oh right! Because we live under patriarchy! And men have the power! By default! Just by dint of being born with male genitalia! Benched forever by our ladyparts!!! WTF?!?! Okay rant over – moving on: 4 & 5 would be peeing again, because you can never pee enough; #4 & #5 could also be vomiting if you feel sick but then falls into the same category as number 2 above as far as likelihood goes.) 5 times I’ve been tempted to bring a gun onto school grounds: 1) This guy at work has been harassing me for months about how he wants me back and keeps following me around even after I told him point blank “No way dude- not happening ever – ever ever EVER!!! Did you hear what I said??? NEVER!!! Go away!! Leave me alone!! Get away from my desk!!!! Get out of here!!!! Stop touching my butt!!!!! Are these messages not clear enough? DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ME?????? Do it AGAIN AND YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU EVER BEGAN WORKING HERE!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!! Your intentions are clear now get out of here!!!!! DON”T COME BACK UNLESS IT IS TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE BEEN FIRED OR THAT THIS IS ALL A BAD DREAM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND NO ONE WILL EVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN!!!!!!!! BUT FOR NOW: JUST STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!!!!!!! NOOOOWW GOOOOO!!!)

There was this one customer who came in every day for about two weeks straight just staring at everyone until one day someone finally got up enough nerve/balls/guts/whateveritwasandgothimoutofherebyaskinghimtoleaveafterrepeatedlystatinghewasnotwelcomebutthisfoolwouldnotlistenand

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