CLIP + VQGAN Response:
Artist’s Initial Prompt:
Five of the most awkward moments in a public restroom:
GPT-3 response:
<aside> 💡 Five of the most awkward moments in a public restroom:
The stranger that comes in and immediately starts to look at the floor, like they have never used a public restroom before. It’s like they think the floor is going to be clean, but no it’s not; it’s going to be filled with piss and shit too. You can get away with looking up or down but that middle area will always have some sort of fluid on it if you had looked closely enough. Oh…did I mention this is a bathroom stall? Yeah….this person is on your right side…..they are directly next to you….and they are doing something (or nothing) while standing there trying not to make eye contact….and being weird about using the bathroom all of a sudden because maybe their friend told them “don’t do gross things when people are around you, I don’t want anyone else seeing what you do in public restrooms!”
The old woman who walks into the stall next to yours and then proceeds to pee in front of your door (open or closed) for like 2 minutes straight because she can barely walk so she has her legs spread as wide as possible knowing full well that there are men out there watching her pee for all eternity…because she knows we can see everything from where we stand……..she does this especially when she sees young men enter a stall……..how sweet…I love watching her getting ready for church or wherever else she needs to go after this…..AND SHE KNOWS WE CAN SEE HER PEEING AND DOESN'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!! WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP THE FLOOR AFTER YOU ARE DONE??? NOT ME……WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US TO USE????????? OUR HANDS AGAIN?!?!???? NO THANKS!!!!!! SICK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! And yes, I am very aware that if I were an old lady with bad knees, arthritis and other dis-eases associated with old age……..I would probably take my time peeing too! So don't hate me because I'm right!
That guy who takes one look at the urinal which has been used by God knows how many people before him just within one hour alone (not including morning hours), looks back at his own manhood which he only uses once every 3 months at best (sometimes even longer than 3 months), decides he doesn't want any part of touching anything ever again…..then picks up his phone and
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