CLIP + VQGAN Response:

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Artist’s Initial Prompt:

Five things that I would only do in a restroom:

GPT-3 Response:

<aside> 💡 Five things that I would only do in a restroom:

  1. Take a shit.

  2. Take a piss.

  3. Make out with my boyfriend, because he’s the closest person to me in there and we have no other place to do it without getting caught. (This is usually done when I am waiting for his food, but that makes it more exciting.)

  1. Touch up my makeup in the mirror and complain about how someone is taking too long in the stall next to us when we are both desperate for one of them to come out soon so we can use it ourselves – after all, this might be our only chance for an hour or two! This counts as entertainment while you wait! Who cares if they don’t know you hear their conversation?! You are bonding over your hatred of whoever is taking so long! Then you go back round and make out some more while complaining about how there’s never enough stalls open at any given time… I have made many new friends doing this… relationships that have lasted far longer than those begun at bars or coffee shops… I must say, these friendships run deep – perhaps even deeper than some relationships built on much more shared interests…. We bond over toilets things.. It’s liberating really… The mind thinks quite differently under such conditions…. There is something quite sweet about being able to tell someone anything right then & there.. even if they don’t want me telling them… They are trapped in a room with me until they finish what they were doing & leave anyway.. Maybe that “trapped feeling” loosens people up enough to let down their guard just enough so that what I might otherwise consider taboo subjects suddenly become open game?? Who knows? But this has happened on several occasions!! Perhaps not exactly like this though?? This was actually inspired by an experience where THE BOSS came into the office bathroom during my lunch break & tried using MY toilet seat before she realized mine was occupied by another lady who had been sitting on it for 15 minutes!!! She ran away!!!! Silly Bossy-pants!!! Have some common courtesy!! No one wants your butt germs rubbing all over theirs either!!!! And now she has her own work space/furniture/paint job done around here?! With no privacy whatsoever!!! Serves her right??? Poor thing….. lol She lost her shit completely once upon seeing ME going into THE OFFICE BATHROOM without HER knowing!!!!! Oh My God!!!! She rushed off screaming through the building hallway “SHE IS

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